hulak

Hulaks are the strongest and intelligentest people that live on the earth. If you hear about a nobelprice you know hulak was there because they stole them and sold it on eBay.

Who is this?
Its Mr. Hulak our Teacher

by Mithabi January 4, 2017

Hawaiian Hula Hoop

When you put four strap-ons on, two on your sides, one on the front, and one on the back. Then, move your hips in a circular motion, fucking four other people while doing so.

Did you hear Peter finally pulled off a successful Hawaiian Hula Hoop?

by Smoovy December 6, 2018

Hulk Chew

Tight, Stressed, feeling as if you can't succeed.

Joe- "dude, i tried to get her number and she told me to GTFO"
Rick- "Hulk Chew NIGGA!"

by Rdawggg October 3, 2012

hulk push

To try to go pee even if you don't feel like you need to. Use your strength like the Hulk to push out all your pee.

It's a long drive, so please do a hulk push before we leave.

You should do a hulk push before bed.

I just did a hulk push, can we go now?

by staticjen May 28, 2017

hulk

2mg bars containing alprazolam. Hulks usually refer to green-colored generic bars scored three times and imprinted with "S903".

I popped a hulk and a half last night at the party. Shit had me on my ass, man.

by LIL BOOK August 30, 2016

Hulk Hoganed

Ripping tight shapely yoga pants off a girl, reminiscent of the Hulkster tearing open his yellow Hulkamania shirts.

I picked up this horny slut in Lululemon, took her back to my place, and hulk hoganed that bitch open and went to town. OOOOOH YEAH!

by Mr Motors May 21, 2012

The Hulk

The Hulk:
1) A popular Marvel comic book character poorly played by Edward Norton and well played by Mark Ruffalo
2) Vernacular for the Statue of Liberty

"I had a great view of The Hulk today riding on the Staten Island Ferry. Too bad it was ruined by the guy taking a shit on a chair in front of me."

by Randomizer09 February 3, 2022