Huge Vagina

Describes someone who is a complete coward, wimp, or just very shy.

Jack - Hey why don't you go talk to that cute girl over there?

Nate - No I can't because I'm a Huge Vagina.

by UnholyNecrosis August 1, 2010

Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV)

When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.

That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.

by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018