Describes someone who is a complete coward, wimp, or just very shy.
Jack - Hey why don't you go talk to that cute girl over there?

Nate - No I can't because I'm a Huge Vagina.
by UnholyNecrosis July 31, 2010
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When there are enough layers to ones vagina that you could use it as a wingsuit or a parachute.
That fair queen has a Huge Parachute Vagina (HPV) , all the folds just open up like a parachute when she walks to fast.
by Balls Mcginty July 19, 2018
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