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Acronym for "Holding stomach trying not to laugh out loud"

Often used when in an office, place of worship, funeral, wedding, or other location where laughing out loud would either 1) cause a scene or 2) make others weirdly uncomfortable.

Antonyms: LMAO, RFOL, LOL
Ralph had to HSTNTLOL when the reverend referred to his dearly departed friend Richard Johnson as "the most upstanding, hard working, firm, and steadfast member of the Johnson family."
HSTNTLOL by tetfsu January 28, 2009
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she seems to be a wonderful person, but deep down she really doesn't care about anybody's feeling
"She hurted me, she's such a hstan"
hstan by kwnwlls June 18, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026