HPW 

Acronym for High-Ping Whiner. The counter-insult to LPB, Low-Ping Bastard. Early on in online gaming broadband connections were rare and gave players a clear advantage in e.g. first-person shooters like Quake. Players using dial-up connections over slow modems hence gladly blamed all their losses on the low latency of LPB's, which the LPB's of course dismissed as just whining from low-skill players.

Yeah yeah, HPW... You just suck! Meet me in a 1-on-1 on dm4 over LAN and I'll show you.

HPW by n00bd00d September 15, 2020

HPW 

Hi Pepper spray Walk away

Boy: Hey you wanna fuck?

Girl: If you get any closer imma HPW!

HPW by ChocolateCarrotCake June 9, 2018

HPW 

Hairy panty wearer

That blokes a HPW (hairy panty wearer) as in he doesnt shave his pubic hair but wears his wifes panties

HPW by barneyant February 9, 2018

HPW 

Hi Pepper spray Walk away

Boy: hey wanna fuck
Girl: you come any closer imma HPW

HPW by ChocolateCarrotCake June 9, 2018

HPwned 

To pwn someone in terms of Harry Potter knowledge.

"Dude, I TOLD you that Harry would get together with Ginny! HPWNED!"

"Fuck you, nerd."

HPwned by antinomian November 26, 2009

Hpwk 

Hate People with kindness

- Sometimes its Hard to TPWK
- Yes, so lets HPWK

Hpwk by IHAEADC January 22, 2021