HPW 

Acronym for High-Ping Whiner. The counter-insult to LPB, Low-Ping Bastard. Early on in online gaming broadband connections were rare and gave players a clear advantage in e.g. first-person shooters like Quake. Players using dial-up connections over slow modems hence gladly blamed all their losses on the low latency of LPB's, which the LPB's of course dismissed as just whining from low-skill players.

Yeah yeah, HPW... You just suck! Meet me in a 1-on-1 on dm4 over LAN and I'll show you.

HPW by n00bd00d September 15, 2020

HPW 

Hi Pepper spray Walk away

Boy: Hey you wanna fuck?

Girl: If you get any closer imma HPW!

HPW by ChocolateCarrotCake June 9, 2018

HPW 

Hairy panty wearer

That blokes a HPW (hairy panty wearer) as in he doesnt shave his pubic hair but wears his wifes panties

HPW by barneyant February 9, 2018

HPW 

Hi Pepper spray Walk away

Boy: hey wanna fuck
Girl: you come any closer imma HPW

HPW by ChocolateCarrotCake June 9, 2018

HPwned 

To pwn someone in terms of Harry Potter knowledge.

"Dude, I TOLD you that Harry would get together with Ginny! HPWNED!"

"Fuck you, nerd."

HPwned by antinomian November 26, 2009

Hpwk 

Hate People with kindness

- Sometimes its Hard to TPWK
- Yes, so lets HPWK

Hpwk by IHAEADC January 22, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005