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High Ping Bastard. A player on an online multiplayer game with a high latency, which accounts for "lagging."
I'm an HPB and I still 0wned!
HPB by L.P.B. April 22, 2003
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HPB is a term used to shorten the words, “hairs per ballsack
Person1: how many hpb do you have?
person2: what does that mean?
person1: it means hairs per ballsack!
person2: oh! i’m not sure i’ll have to count!
HPB by ur mom’s girlfriend January 19, 2022
Related Words
HPB hpbd hpbff HPBL HPBM HP bucket
A group of teenage renegades who spray HPB and a happy faces everywhere they go. also see Happy Phace Bandits
HPB by HPB April 6, 2003
An abbreviation of a phrase; hotdogs, potatoes, Bacon.
Felix: What’s for dinner?
Marissa: most likely hpb.
hpb by ......,. January 1, 2019
This thug was shot. In his chest was 3 HPB.
HPB by Alex Ferrana January 15, 2017
Shorthand for "happy birthday."
Facebook friend 1: "Hey man, happy birthday!"
Facebook friend 2: "Happy birthday dude!"
Facebook friend you never talk to: "hpbd"
hpbd by AlwaysHiding May 25, 2016
High Powered Business Meetings. The most powerful of all business meetings with a 70s slant.
You can tell Sheila's got a HPBM today, she's wearing her extra large shoulder pads.
HPBM by Namni Nomis November 3, 2023
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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