An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.
Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off
by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020
An amazing male singer that emits perfection with his talented golden voice. He will soon be greatly recognized, and be seen as a great icon in the Indie Rock genre and the music industry
by Jacob14 December 10, 2014
The amazing singer and song writer who’s Irish and has a big persona in the lgtbq community he’s 31 years old the sweetest man ever king hair he is gorgeous
by Cozierlass March 29, 2021
-A man who thinks he has comparable physical and/ or social attributes to musician and socio-political justice voice ‘Hozier’ (specifically in a way that is appealing to women) but is actually deeply problematic and needs to touch grass
-When a mediocre tall white man with long hair thinks he’s the world’s greatest feminist, musician, and empath. (He is just egotistically unstable, generally unformulated as an individual, took acid once, and heard a Hozier album.)
-When a mediocre tall white man with long hair thinks he’s the world’s greatest feminist, musician, and empath. (He is just egotistically unstable, generally unformulated as an individual, took acid once, and heard a Hozier album.)
He played me “Work Song” on the guitar and then whined about paying for a Plan B- its his Hozier complex
by Bluespruce January 12, 2025
Also known as Andrew, someone the Irish royals and 1st presidential family, The Gleesons put in the middle of the Latino VS Republic Of Ireland argument because The Irish love one another so much they desperately needed a scapegoat.
by Proud To Be Dubliner January 29, 2024
When someone tells you that you look like a Hozier song, they're basically saying that they think you're 'beautiful'.
by Pedror December 01, 2023
A song so beautiful that you'll need to take at least a week off just to think about it. When someone tells you that you look like a Hozier song, they're basically calling you 'eternally beautiful'
by Pedror December 01, 2023