hows the hand

greeting to a friend that masterbates far far far to much

me"hey pete hows the hand ?"

pete"not bad still abit stiff though hows yours"

me"mine fine thank you very much and handsfree thanks to the gf"
or
me "hows the hand?"

pete" not bad switched to my left giving the right a rest it feels like someone else is doing it"

by bigsimmo May 1, 2008

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 11, 2022