Hovind

To speak with authority on a complex topic in such a way that you sound like you know what you're talking about while being absolutely clueless.

"I know he was on TV, but he just hovinded his way through it. He doesn't actually understand it."

"Don't hovind at me. You may sound good but you're full of shit and ignorance."

"Hovinding too much can result in going to jail, you know."

"Don't let them hovind you. Fact-check it!"

by Ziggy the Thing March 15, 2020

Kent Hovind

A creationist whose life work involves scamming gullible people even more stupid and clueless than he is. He pathetically engages in dishonest rhetoric and is basically a snake-oil salesman.

You're a fucktard, Aren't ya Kent?

-Eddy Goombah in Tribute to Kent Hovind

by VelociraptorFromHell December 15, 2018

kent hovind

A very intelligent man who is hated by every athiast, because he makes them look restarted in creation vs evolution debates. He was also put in prison to shut him up for speaking truth

I respect that man, he is such a Kent hovind

by malik the fag October 15, 2015

kent hovind

A very intelligent man who is hated by every athiast, because he makes them look restarted in creation vs evolution debates. He was also put in prison to shut him up for speaking truth

I respect that man, he is such a Kent hovind

by malik the fag October 15, 2015

HOVID-19

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.

Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!

by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020

Hovindist

A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.

VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.

Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance

According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.

That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney

by binydeamon September 5, 2009

Horindioma

Surgical slang for a really complicated, high-risk, low-yield procedure that will take all day.

"You might as well take my tickets to the ballgame- I'm stuck in the OR all day with a horindioma."

by greeng0at September 16, 2009