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homewench 

Noun, a synonym for wife, girlfriend, partner etc.

Often used in a derogatory manner to reaffirm the alpha-male's dominance in the household/relationship;
"Ooooh, homewench, i'm hoooome, NOW MAKE ME A GODDAM SANDWICH!"

Also can be used as a verb. To homewench is to alter to make more effeminate;

When a girl moves into your house and starts putting paintings of babies you don't know and little decorative pillows all over the place, your once awesome batchelor pad has been homewenched, and ruined until you send her packing.
homewench by rockgod78 September 13, 2010
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homewatcher 

a word to describe a person who is not a stalker but watches or follows someone at there own house
"That one time u homewatched me and Jen at your house....wait....that wasnt one time.....lol" said john
homewatcher by stephann April 13, 2005

housewench 

Female couchweight and sandwich maker. Spends most of her time watching soaps and facebooking.
"Quit watching Days and Maury all day and get a day job you useless housewench. I don't work 40 hours a week so you can sit on your ass all day and enjoy the cable and internet I pay for. Contribute something or hit the road."
housewench by jimwkejnwekdkwe April 18, 2019

Hometech 

Home-tech, is known as someone who is jobless and plays video games everyday.
Any Hometech people online?
Hometech is online.
Hometech by It's_a_Cole_World May 18, 2021
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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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