Houseknecht

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Houseknecht is the most kind hearted soul you will ever meet. They will hide it and act tough but they are a teddy bear on the inside. They are very protective but let you do your own thing.

A Houseknecht is the best kid of person.

Houseknecht by Gentlebear September 7, 2022

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Darrin Houseknecht

Darrin Houseknecht is the worst person you can ever meet. He smells so fucking bad it smells like his dogs took a shit on him and came to school without showering. Hitler killed the Jews with gas and Darrin will kill you with his stench. He is so ranky that he wins his wrestling matches because nobody else wants to be on the mat with him because he is so fucking stinky. He thinks he is cool and stuff but he not. One day someone caught him being like his dad and staring at little kids. God damn. Like father like son. A registered sex offender. He is in ninth grade and sometimes I fear that when the 1st graders walk by he’s just gonna snatch one of them and bring them home

This dog shit smells better than Darrin Houseknecht

Darrin Houseknecht by But cracker USA November 16, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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