A malehomosexual who manages the household and performs domestic duties while his husband earns the family income.
Cyril: I'm working late tonight, I won't be home til 9.
Jay: I'll put you dinner in the oven to keep it warm.
Cyril: Thanks darling, you're such a good house poof.
The poof house is kinda like a red light district, but refered to a small joint of houses togheter where you can go pick any type of bitch you like and fuck for no less than 25€. Mostly known and used in Germany.
Hey Mat V. wanna hit the poof house after the mandatory fun day,that's where the fun really begins...
I can't wait to get off shift and go hit the poof house.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!