" I was worried when my boyfriend and father met for the first time. However, they got along like a house on fire because they both like watching football and playing poker."
A: Do you like your new roommate?
B: Yeah! We get along like a house on fire! We both like the same things and we are both clean people!
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
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