hott-ness 

Being or thinking oneself is hott.

"You're just jealous of my hott-ness!"

hott-ness by MS. HOTT-NESS January 12, 2008

The Theory of Relative Hottness 

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

The Theory of Relative Hottness by Free6000 December 17, 2008

Mastic Hottness 

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

Mastic Hottness by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

holy hottness by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

hottness

someone who is extremely hot

i met this hottness last nite

hottness by MISHA2013 August 8, 2013

Hottness

A combination of sexy and cute looks, combined with a great sense of humour and most often accompanied by the ability to play the guitar.

Quinn Allman... nuf said.

Hottness by sam January 7, 2004

hottness monster 

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

hottness monster by ary_luv March 5, 2009