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Being or thinking oneself is hott.

"You're just jealous of my hott-ness!"

hott-ness by MS. HOTT-NESS January 12, 2008

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The Theory of Relative Hottness

The theory that states that one judges a guy/girl's hottness by comparing him/her to those around them. This explains why one would think someone is hotter when seen at, say a movie theater, than at school. There are fewer to compare them to.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl that goes to your school is really hot.
Guy 2: Naw, that's the theory of relative hottness. At school she's not that hot.

The Theory of Relative Hottness by Free6000 December 17, 2008

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Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

Mastic Hottness by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

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holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

holy hottness by jordygurl28 June 2, 2005

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hottness

someone who is extremely hot

i met this hottness last nite

hottness by MISHA2013 August 8, 2013

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Hottness

A combination of sexy and cute looks, combined with a great sense of humour and most often accompanied by the ability to play the guitar.

Quinn Allman... nuf said.

Hottness by sam January 7, 2004

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hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

hottness monster by ary_luv March 5, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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