English teacher with a good knowledge base but who is often diverted by his Lord of the Rings worship and obsession with Hot Potatoes program. Constantly interrupted by chants of "dildo" and "raspberry-flavored monkey jizz" in class.
"Hot Potatoes Jim is making us read all 3 Lord of the Rings Books! Blueberry-flavored horse jizz!"
A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.
2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.
I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"