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hot phil 

Giving a guy a blowjob while he defecates on the toilet.
Man, She gave me the best hot phil last night!
hot phil by Bill Tuck February 5, 2008
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phil the hot man 

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c
Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

Hot Philly Special 

When someone eats shit from a police horse during a post Super Bowl riot.
"Eat it! EEEaaaat Iiiit!" screamed the crowd. The drunk in the Randall Cunningham jersey took the dare, got down on his hands and knees, and took an enormous bite of horse shit. Geno's Steaks added the Hot Philly Special to the menu the next day.
Hot Philly Special by The Mocker2 February 10, 2018

philadelphia hot pocket 

recipe. take a shit on a piece of dough.
add cheese, peppers and onions.
bake for 20-30min on 375

ENJOY
"ok, but the loser has to eat a Philadelphia hot pocket

Philly Beef Hot Dog

When a male takes a poop on another girls chest right between the boobs, and tittie fucking her right after, making a Philly Beef Hot Dog.
Male: Let me poop on your chest.
Female: Why?
Male: I want to make a Philly Beef Hot Dog
Philly Beef Hot Dog by slap dick December 10, 2014

Philadelphia hot pocket 

When you dip your ball in a cumdumpsters asshole.
I Philadelphia hot pocketed that bitch

Philadelphia Hot Pocket 

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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