hot monocle

Name: hot monocle Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

hot monocle by Sexmeister May 2, 2006

Words you can keep

hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

hot monocle by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

Related Words

hot monocle • hot monacle • HOT • Hot Topic • hot dog • Hot Mess • Hot Karl • Hot Rod • hot sauce • hot air balloon

Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

Hot monocle by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

hot monacle by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026