hot monocle

Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.

"Give me a hot monocle"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"

hot monocle by Sexmeister May 2, 2006

hot monocle

Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.

See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!

hot monocle by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004

Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.

I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.

Hot monocle by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

hot monacle 

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

hot monacle by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022