Were a man ejaculates onto a womans eye causing pain.
"Give me a hot monocle"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
by Sexmeister April 21, 2006
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Similar to a mayonaise monocle but actually in the eye, causing a burning sensation to the victim.
See seagulling.

Holy damn, thats no seagull - I've got a hot monocle!
by I'm not Tom! June 28, 2004
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The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.
I gave your mother a hot monocle last night.
by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009
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