Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.

If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."

Hot Monkey by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019

Hot Monkey

Acting overtly suspicious to onlookers during an exchange with another person that is supposed to be facilitated in a discreet and unnoticeable way.

You're making us look Hot Monkey by putting the interior lights on

Hot Monkey by ContrivedCarelessness October 5, 2025

Hot Monkey Love 

To engage in hot serious sex. To go at it with the prowless of a monkey. In that you actually make each other wanna make noises similar to that of a screaming monkey.

We got our freak on last night, We made 'hot monkey love' !!

Hot Monkey Love by krunchie December 3, 2003

hot monkey sex 

Very wild sexual intercourse that may or may not involve the use of monkeys.

After the annual Barn Dance, Joe-Bob and Mary-Joe had hot monkey sex in the stable, waking up all the animals in the process.

hot monkey sex by Oprah February 25, 2003

hot monkey sex 

wild, unabashed sexual activity that leaves one or more of the participants howling like deranged monkeys.

After five hours of athletic and dextrous hot monkey sex, both Sarah and Gene were ready for a good night's sleep.

hot monkey sex by Rickee April 23, 2003

hot monkey sex 

To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.

I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.

hot monkey sex by AuntyEm October 18, 2006

Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.

Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.

Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008