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Hot Mayo 

When i was done, i sopped up my hot mayo from her belly snd made her a sandwich
Hot Mayo by Erodg27 April 19, 2016
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hot mayo 

1. Warm man sludge
2. Male ejacolate
Tami has hot mayo all over her face on account of that blumpkin she just gave me.
hot mayo by SUP4104 April 4, 2016

Hot Mayo 

It's when you take roughly 100ml of mayo and a funnel, pour it in your bumhole through the funnel, and after ~10 minutes use the funnel in a reversed fashion, storing the "hot" mayo in a sock (for later use, if you plan to consume the hot mayo quick ofc, otherwise just hold it in your rectum for a much better experience).
Haha... accidently forgot to tie up my sock, and all of the delicious hot mayo spilled over me..
Hot Mayo by Jacob53 April 16, 2019

Hot California Mayo 

Cum that's been basking in the sun.
It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
Hot California Mayo by NutzHandler November 10, 2019
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