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While stuck in traffic and you have to take a number 2, you exit your vehicle and take a dump on the hood of another vehicle stuck in the same traffic....usually this incident will follow a bout of road rage: shitting on a rivals hood while parked:
Dude this guy was bugging the shit out of Ben on the 5, dude Ben jumped out and gave that fool a hot break!

Screw him I'll come back and hot break that mofo later.
Hot Break by Sifu Ninja March 8, 2018
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breaks for people that are hot.
the heat index is high..they must be taking a hot break.
hot break by Superawesomeplaya August 12, 2011

mexican hot breakfast 

A Mexican Hot Breakfast is an amazing sexual feat in which the giver performs oral sex on a hot, sweaty, receiver with hot spices placed on their genitals. This act is usually performed early in the morning.
"Damn, Patrick was bragging about how he gave Emily a Mexican Hot Breakfast this morning."

Hot Breakfast Sandwich

A Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a sex act performed in the early morning hours. The act originated as a female on male sex act and is most common. However, the act can easily be performed male on female, male on male or female on female depending upon sexual orientation and preference.

In the traditional serving of a Hot Breakfast Sandwich, the female wakes up before her male partner. If not already naked, the female undresses and removes her panties. She then cautiously, without yet waking her partner, positions herself in a squatting position over her partner's face. Her ass and anus are positioned directly over his face with special attention given to targeting the nose and lips directly below the anal sphincter. This position can be accomplished by squatting and facing foward, however is recommended reverse style by facing the males legs.

Once in position, the female then drops her ass and rose bud directly onto the face of her male partner giving special attention to positioning to ensure that the male's nose and upper lip make direct contact with the sphincter. Once in position, the female should be seated with full force and if possible, pulling her butt cheeks to the sides with her hands to fully envelope her buttocks around her lover's face and creating the "sandwich".

The male will quickly awaken to the much welcomed surprise of being served a Hot Breakfast Sandwich and will begin providing a very gratifying analingus experience for the female.
Doreen woke up still randy from the night belore. Her backdoor was needing some special attention so he decided to give her boyfriend Carl a Hot Breakfast Sandwich. In between his gasps for air, Carl provided Doreen the tongue ride she was longing for.

hot breakfast 

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake
"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"
hot breakfast by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

Hot Breakfast 

A hot breakfast is a sexual act that happens in the morhing. To have a hot breakfast one must stand over your partner who lies face up. Your ass should be facing your partners feet. Then proceed to dip your nuts in your partners mouth teabag. While teabagging your partner take a shit on there chest biscut. Ther you have your hot breakfast.
Damian gave his ho a hot breakfast with OJ. Oh, the OJ,That's when you kill the bitch when your done.
Hot Breakfast by Damian B October 21, 2004

hot breakfast 

a hot breakfast is the first sexual act of the day, where the woman sucks the man's dick from behind and then he takes a dump in her face. usually a part of foreplay.
We had to take a break after foreplay so Stacey could take a shower because i gave her a hot breakfast.
hot breakfast by hmmmmmmmmmmmmoddd January 16, 2011
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