Hot Joe

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A complete and utter stranger with whom you have an obsessive crush on and intense attraction to. In most cases, the Hot Joe does not pay the crusher any attention whatsoever.

I found a Hot Joe in the library, he's a law student and I stalk him relentlessly to this day.

Hot Joe by Humbled Bitch October 23, 2013

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Hot Joe

The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.

Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*

Hot Joe by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009

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Related Words

Hot Joe • Hot Joey • Sloppy Joe Hot Shot • A piping hot cup of Joe • Joe moma's hot • HOT • Hot Topic • hot dog • Hot Mess • Hot Karl

Sloppy Joe Hot Shot

when a girl/guy launches explosive diarrhea all over a persons face to be eaten.

Be right back guys, i'm gonna go get a sloppy joe hot shot.

Sloppy Joe Hot Shot by Grim Panda July 26, 2011

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A piping hot cup of Joe

Hot sex with your plumber.

I'll take a piping hot cup of joe, (; maybe later you could....clean my pipes?

A piping hot cup of Joe by Herman Merman Bitch April 24, 2020

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Joe moma's hot

Meaning that u think some ones mom is pimpin all the time she has booty and titys she is hot.

Damn nigga Joe moma's hot

Joe moma's hot by Scott Hillegass June 11, 2006

Hot Joey

Another name for a meatball sub

Hey Steve, let's go to that sandwich place and get some Hot Joey's for lunch.

Hot Joey by ldc232 February 22, 2022

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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