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hot two nuts

An extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. A hot two nuts' behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab assing, and other faggoty stuff. They are obnoxious and unseemly characters.
Man that was a great party till those fag hags brought that hot two nuts. He got all drunk and started slapping his ass in tighty whitetys! Uggh!
by d-doggy September 8, 2006
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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