hossip

Gossip about "ladies" who are often referred to as being hoes.

Hey Doug! Have you heard the latest Paris Hilton hossip?

Jeez, please stop hossiping ...it's getting on my nerves!

by jazzjackrabbit June 21, 2009

hossistant

An assistant who sleeps with his/her boss to get ahead

Mr. Smith's assistant, Jennifer, had sex with her boss a week before he promoted her. She's such a hossistant!

by romel adam February 6, 2008

hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance

i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!

by davethejag February 6, 2009

hossiendered

to enlist the help of someone to do an undesirable task, against their better judgement.

Jamie was hossiendered into helping Daniel supervise an alcohol-free party for Daniel's teenage sister.

by Richos July 14, 2007

Hossifer

A police officer who thinks he's a total badass..

Look at that hossifer prowlin' around. I hope he wrecks..

by audioamz February 7, 2010

hossibility

When a guy fully agrees to a friend's invitation or plan, and then blows it off for weed or vagina instead. Usually includes a far-fetched followup excuse.

Trev: "You coming to my birthday party or what, Hoss?"
Nate: "Fo sho, dawg. I don't see any reason why not."

Nate (three days later via txt): "Sorry bro, wanted to to go out but had to work on my ex-boss's laptop all weekend"
Trev: "Ya right dude. I could tell it was a hossibility"

by jizzinmyplants December 23, 2010

Hossin

Hossin- The act of going as fast as possible over crappy terrain, (refers to sports such as snowboarding, longboarding, driving, mountain biking, etc...) usually refers to the utmost speed one can achieve before entering a feature or manuever. It is not just the act of traveling fast, but the art of going faster then safe, during a particularly sketchy section, before a turn, jump, trick, etc.

Not hossin- If you have to hit a jump at max speed you are not hossin

Hossin- If you have to hit a mandatory fifteen foot jump before you have to straight line a chute with moguls in it and then hit a seventy foot step down with a river between the lip and landing, you are hossin.

You were hossin before that left turn.

I was hossin yesterday when i was running from the cops on my razor scooter.

My dad was hossin over to your moms house last night when she said there was a fire and she needed a whole team to put it out.

by SRS smd March 25, 2010