hoskies

Bitches aka woman!

Ted: Yo John, where the fuck the hoskies at?
John: They be here any minute yo!
Ted: Fuck that dog, I'm out this bitch. Late!

by tivaelydoc2(the 1st one is me) January 8, 2009

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

The Hoskins Cut

The term was developed to describe the method of switching a high cost product with an identically looking low cost product in order to maximise profits. It is believed to have been first used by Juan Pablo Hoskin in mexico in 1978 when he was the first person to suggest switching cocaine with baking soda.

I used the Hoskins Cut to maximise my profits, switching a high cost item with a cheaper product.

by dkabab February 27, 2015

Hoskins

A person who has lightning fast reflexes and always knows your weaknesses. As mentally sharp as they are physically strong, they are aloof and stoic, prefer to wear dark colours, know how to fly a helicopter, and usually have a past shrouded in mystery.

A Hoskins will either make a tremendous ally, or a highly dangerous and intimidating adversary.

Women will be attracted to him.

Leonard “your opponent today is a Hoskins”

Phil “Shit……”

by galacticbeetroot July 22, 2010

hoskins

the name given to someone who is much to strong for normal society.Damaging Punches like the K.O are thrown

Hoskins dominated the whole gang

by Roods March 6, 2008

Hokiespension

The suspension for one or more football games of a member of the Virginia Tech football team after being arrested.

VT will be playing without its starting DE who is serving a 1 game Hokiespension for being arrested and charged with aggravated assault......again.

See also: Marcus Vick

by Scriber September 28, 2006

northern illinois huskies

Best god damn football team lead by Heisman Canadite Jordan Lynch

went to bcs bowl and could go again begin hated by lots of team because they are undefeated they are the best team and have the best fans to support and never lost at home Northern Illinois Huskies

by Lives in dekalb November 24, 2013