Hose A

When you are a female waitress in a restaurant, Hose A is the most doable of the cooks, the alpha mexican. He is of course followed by Hose B and C.

"If I had to fuck one of them I think I'd pick Pedro, he's definately the Hose A"

by Kaylee123 June 14, 2008

I don't hold a hose

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.

'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'

by Kero400420 December 10, 2020

Can't even kink a hose

Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.

Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.

by Ali and Amanda July 28, 2010

with a hose

Used to exaggerate an action further, usually following off a cliff. May or may not be said by one involved in the conversation.

A: You're so stupid.
B: Stupid.. like a fox!
C: Off a cliff!
B: With a hose!

by babaloulou May 22, 2004

bust a hose

the act of urinating for a man

Hurry up and get to a bathroom, I need to bust a hose.

by dom s December 24, 2007

works like a hose

Performs the desired task very effectively.

This duct tape "works like a hose" at stopping the leak.

by Joe Fuller January 11, 2009

You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018