horty

laughable. able to laugh. worthy of ridicule.

u r acting like a horty ass! stoppit!

by Abe Carroll July 25, 2004

Horty

Horny + Sporty

Why don't you get with her? She's a horty girl.

by 5tay___Chill August 9, 2018

horty

Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.

The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!

by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

Horty Torty

Snobby or pretentious. Thinking you are better than others. To think or behave as though one is superior to others or better than one really is; to have or assume a pretentious or self-aggrandizing attitude.

The nice thing about her is that, in spite of being well-off, she doesn’t act horty torty!

by JSOhio February 15, 2019

Dorty horty

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

im so fucking horny

me too mate, me too

im so fucking horny too mate

by ur disappointed mother September 24, 2020

Horny nigga laundry basket

An emotion. The greatest emotion ever.

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut

by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019