horsey apples

Like horseshit, which is a bit like bullshit, but can be used safely in front of ladies, children and those of a sensitive disposition.

'Your expect me to believe that..!! That's a big load of steaming horsey apples mate.'

by s george April 20, 2006

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Horse Apples

Horse poo, scat, shit, doo-doo, turds, crap, etc.

Smart Person: Watch out for those horse apples!
Dummy: What?! Ew! I just stepped in poop!
Smart Person: Told you so.

by hellothereiamyou March 15, 2010

horse apples

obsurdity

Now that's just horse apples.

by blingsnap123 May 8, 2009

Horse Apple

Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.

I stepped in a horse apple.

by Mcrakin August 2, 2006

horse apple

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.

- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple

by Juice Jones December 9, 2008

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019