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horses collar 

A female who has had many partners. And develops loose labia as a result
Christ she has had so many men she has a fanny(english for vagina) like a horses collar
horses collar by jules August 7, 2003
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horses collar 

Vagina. Also sim. to imply generous proportions
"She's got a fanny like a horses collar" (as opposed to a mouse's ear).
horses collar by Garthy September 19, 2006

Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

horse collar 

A derogatory name for vagina coming from the similarity in shape.
I told you Matt wouldn't fight. He's too much of a horse collar.
horse collar by Caker May 15, 2006

horse-collar (tackle) 

The horse-collar tackle (a.k.a. cowboy collar) is an American football maneuver in which a defender tackles another player by grabbing the back-inside of an opponent's shoulder pads from behind and yanking the player down. The technique is most closely associated with Pro Bowl former Dallas Cowboys and current Cincinnati Bengals star safety Roy Williams. This kind of tackle was banned from the NFL during the 2005 offseason; the rule forbidding it is often referred to in the press as "The Roy Williams Rule." The rule was expanded to include the back of the jersey collar in 2006.
The horse-collar (tackle) is particularly dangerous due to the awkward position of the player getting tackled, who will often fall backward in a twisting motion with one or both legs trapped under the weight of his body.

horse collar 

Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up.
I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.
horse collar by Max Turtles September 11, 2010

horse collar 

when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place.
Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!

Peter - Did you horse collar her this time?

Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right!

Peter - You are the man!
horse collar by Harry Day October 27, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

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