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Horses Ass 

A horses ass or a insult to call on a person
Look at that horses ass man
Come get you horses ass
Horses Ass by Sloppy July 21, 2019

Horses ass 

An offensive name that can only be used if a person slaps you while you have a sunburn. Made famous on family guy when stewie says it.
Peter: Hey stewie! (slaps on butt)
Stewie: Ahh you horses ass!
Horses ass by Raptapwnage August 20, 2010

Horses ass 

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers
These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition
Horses ass by norweagenhope August 15, 2018

horses ass (horsespatut) 

a person that consistently does foolish or stupid things. An irrational person that makes little or no sense. Obnoxious person
He was the biggest horsesass I have ever seen.

Dead horse's ass 

saying that means what you are asking for is absolutely not going to happen.
When somebody asks for something that you're not going to give them or do for them, your response is "Sorry, but I'd say you're looking up a dead horse's ass"

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.
"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."
horse's ass by Olen White January 5, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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