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Horse Pop 

An alcoholic beverage. Inspired by the drink found in the internet sensation Amazing Horse. It has the striking resemblance to urine in a cup.

Ingredients:

1. 1 oz Whiskey

2. 1 oz Tequila

3. 2 oz Mountain Dew

Note: All ingredients must be served at room temperature. For added effect, drink can be slightly heated up in the microwave. Also whiskey and tequila must be the cheapest brand the bar has.
Pete: Can I get 6 Horse Pops warmed to perfection?

Bartender: Ok, you guys have issues...
Horse Pop by Still Sober April 10, 2010
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Horse Pop 

noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”

“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
Horse Pop by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021
An unsolicited, unwarranted discharge of a firearm inside a house or dwelling. A real bonehead move.
John was playing with his pistol in the house and shot the wall.. What a boner move.. Now he has a house pop on his record
House Pop by Tall & tatted December 12, 2013

pop your bounce house

Dude did you just pop your bounce house??

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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