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horse jacob 

one who feels hes has the biggest fucking dick this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large penis. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.
"look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his penis is huge."
horse jacob by poopdick February 4, 2004
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jacob house 

A jacob house probably sent you here to read this and trusts you with this information specifically. Still, if you stumbled across this by accident, then congrats, you now know a lot about how a jacob house works, not that this information will be beneficial to you.

A jacob house is likely afraid that they don't meet your expectations.

If a jacob house has sent you here, then they are likely unable to find a way to communicate effectively with you.

if a jacob house sent you here, you have likely unknowingly become the center of their world, and they would do nearly anything you asked them to

if a jacob house sent you here, then they likely want you to know that if you tell them to go away and never speak to you again, they will do their absolute best to make sure your paths never cross again

a jacob house loves to talk to interesting people but worries that they are being a nuisance

a jacob house loves giving attention but is saddened when none is received in return

a jacob house gets worried easily about whether or not they show enough emotion when speaking

if a jacob sent you here, then they hope this helps make things clear, and if not, they hope you will ask them directly and let them know you have seen this message

a jacob house hopes you have a good day or at least can help make it be
oh hey, that's a jacob house that's quite interesting
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