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Horny teen 

A teen that is really engrossed in personal amusement, typically what 95% of people on the in urbandirectory are since every word now has its own sexual innuendo.
Teacher: Now class, define a tangent.. yes you Billy
Horny teen: Its when you put your penis between a women's boobs
Teacher: *facepalm* Billy do you really have to mention your needs
Horny teen by Truthmaster64 September 12, 2017

Horny teen 

Everyone on urban dictionary is one
Every single poster is a horny teen on here
Horny teen by 🅱️ommunism January 27, 2022

Horny teen 

Basically another word for retard. Everyone on the Internet is a fucking horny teen and I fucking hate it!
If you're a horny teen reading this, please get some help and stay off the Internet. If you're horny just keep it to yourself, it's that simple. No one (besides other horny teens) wants to hear how horny you are so PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
Horny teen by I eat poop 69 May 14, 2022

Exploding Horny Teenager 

A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::

Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!

hornyteenguy 

A little cunt that jerked off on twitter.
Bob:"If you send those nudes yku will be such a hornyteenguy. "
John:"yeah."
John:*does it anyway*
hornyteenguy by RamPaGe101 November 14, 2019

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026