The desire to eliminate all things vertical and to alway be laying down, horizontally.
Mo has been in bed all day, he must have horizontalism.
by jrc1197 April 17, 2019
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the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
by phlegmy August 6, 2011
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To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.
After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.
by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009
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The new word for horizontal when creating cross-sections.
When slicing the rectangular prism with a horizontical slice, identify the shape of the cross-section
by MsD7thMath May 15, 2019
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An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.
That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.
by WordzGuy April 3, 2011
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Whilst out on the beer I tripped on an inanimate object and landed in a horizontical heap
by & Everythin August 28, 2007
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