horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

by Wellsville Mike October 06, 2009

horizontal

to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.

"Lets get horizontal, baby!"

by thenico March 09, 2009

horizontal

Sleeping or lying down

Gosh i'm so tired I really wanna be horizontal right now!

by FREAK303 June 27, 2011

Horizontal

an object or line that is ;

1) on its side
2) on its back

Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"

by swaggafied3 December 06, 2011

horizontal

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also

"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."

by juss_peachie January 17, 2006

horizontal

Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.

"You might want to be careful when using the toilet, I've just been for a horizontal"

by murtin November 30, 2006

Horizontal

The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.

"Man I just gotta get horizontal." - Trevan

by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 08, 2018