To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.
by Wellsville Mike October 06, 2009
to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
by thenico March 09, 2009
by FREAK303 June 27, 2011
Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
by swaggafied3 December 06, 2011
by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.
by murtin November 30, 2006
1. Being in a horizontal and vertical state.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
2. Another way to say Diagonal or if you have a speech impediment that makes you combine words.
by Toasty1 October 12, 2009