Horizontalism
Horizontalism by jrc1197 April 16, 2019
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horizontalism
the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society
akin to anarchism
implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
akin to anarchism
implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!
Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
horizontalism by phlegmy August 6, 2011
horizontalized
To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.
horizontalized by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009
horizontalitis
N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
horizontalitis by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023
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