horizontally accessible

Politically correct way of calling a girl a slut.

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.

by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011

Horizontally Challenged

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

by Mr Natural July 2, 2007

horizontally dropped

Breaking a cellular phone by throwing it.

I will be out of contact for a while, my phone was horizontally dropped.

by ShimSham May 14, 2017

Horizontally Tall

The posh way of saying fat.

This geezer at the chicken shop is Horizontally Tall

by xXSuperKIDDXx October 2, 2018

horizontally receptive

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

by Clint G April 4, 2006

Horizontally Inclined

The politically correct way to that someone is fat.

Newsanchor: And with the recent release of Dunkin Donuts new chain of resturants, there will definitly be a drastic increase in the number of Horizontally Inclined people.

by Leetpwnstar May 7, 2008

horizontally challenged

A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.

Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.

by MrBlik October 30, 2009