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hopewell middle school 

Hopewell Middle School, ga. Also known as hoe hell home of the hoes. Half the stalls don’t have doors, and p.e. Teachers are pedo’s. Get OSS for making a joke to someone. The teachers suck ass and none of the rules make fucking sense
“Sam I’m going to Hopewell Middle School next year”

Commit suicide before the students force you to”

Hopewell Middle School 

A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you don’t learn anything. Period Pooh.
A student at Hopewell Middle School: “so i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.”

and i-oop

Hopewell Middle School 

Hopewell Middle, GA (also known as Smokewell) is a school full of Indians, drugs and little children who are creepy and think they’re cool.

At hopewell middle, drugs can be found in every bathroom, hidden by children who think they won’t get caught. The school is full of idiotic and overly sensitive administration and students who will get you put in OSS, which is actually the most enjoyable part of the school, for no reason whatsoever. Everyone there has no pronouns and will date you. People are known to OD at hopewell, fights occur every day with very blurry and shitty videos. The bathrooms are all broken beyond even remotely attempted repair, Ms Cousins’ 600lb- life bitch ass cries over politics, all of the counselors make kids want to kill them selves and Ms Gyori, a Spanish teacher- wants to fuck all of her special needs students. Hopewell is quite evidently the worst middle school you could go to.
“Hey, who is that gender less depressed emo child smoking an illegal hard drug in front of cops without properly inhaling it?”
“That’s a hopewell middle school kid.”
Hopewell Middle School by Peopleropep September 13, 2021
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