Hoovers it 

The act of inhaling all or most of a given available quantity of a drug, such as cocaine, ye, or marijuana.

When the blow gets passed around, he always hoovers it.

Hoovers it by browniesandstuff August 23, 2012

suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.

Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!





Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

suck it like a Hoover by Mark H September 30, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016