hoove it

Used when someone must suck, or hoot, a marijuana smoking device, most often a bong, with the intensity of a Hoover vacuum cleaner to finish their respective bowl and or chamber.

That's a big bowl man, you'll really have to hoove it.

hoove it by Ashton "The SwampRat" Wilson August 25, 2008

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suck it like a Hoover

To suck dick(i.e. give oral sex to a man) with so much vigorousness and expertise, that it feels sooo good to him and it makes him feel like his Big John was being sucked by a human Hoover vaccum cleaner.

Nick D: Jesus McFucking Christ, my bitch was really sucking it like a Hoover last night, that when she was finished, I was cumming up a storm in her face that made her blind for a while and she even left a hickey all over my holy muscle of love!

Mark H. Contributing to the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

suck it like a Hoover by Mark H September 30, 2004

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Ithiel Hove

Ithiel Hove is the greatest being known to man, hes a freakin beautify boy who is so goated that he is literally a god. the power this man possess is unmatched from anyone in the entire universes. if you are friends with an Ithiel Hove then you need to go and praise him right now because he will cure cancer. never even try get on his bad side cause he will SHIT on you, Absolute shitter, walking shit-stain is what you will become. God bless the GOOOOAT. Hoyah yes daddy yes

Look at that Ithiel hove hes gonna shit on you

Ithiel Hove by Nigga 101 69 April 28, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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