hoop nuts

Having sweaty, smelly balls or nuts because of a unbearably warm temperature. As if you were playing basketball or hooping for hours.

It was hot as hell in that house. I think I may have a case of hoop nuts.

by Ryan Swanson May 26, 2007

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018