hooned

Being in a state where your total lack of body control (normally caused by excess intake of alcohol or drugs) makes you more vulnerable to embarassing or compromising situations

He was so hooned he ended up in a police station that night.

by Flaccus January 28, 2009

Hoon

A person with a hatred for fresh rubber. Let it be senseless burnouts or highly perfected drifting. A Hoon is the singular form of Hoonigan.

Dude 1: Ey man why is ur face covered in black dust?

Dude 2: Just got new tires, had to slay them...

Dude 1: Ur such a 'Hoon'

by e_DIRTY6 August 1, 2013

Hoon

A joint.

other related words: hooning, hoon and tune, moneyhoon, hooneytunes, ahoonamatata,

Me: Yo g wanna smoke a hoon?
Friend: Yeah boi let's hoon it up
Me: We should have smoked that hoon, I'm hooned out boy

by Hoonboy December 10, 2018

Hoon

One that likes to drink and party..

Are you going hooning this weekend?

by Baby Muppet November 1, 2004

hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek February 23, 2005

hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

by Norm September 8, 2003

hooned

the act of getting seriously drunk on a weekend, especially on a exeat, saturday night, pub leave at the dew drop. good times all round eastbourne collgege

asdf asdf hooned asdf

by sdajhfoiauehfpuiahw October 12, 2007