hooned

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

by J D tizzle November 3, 2007

hooned

Not simply the act of getting drunk.

To get hooned is to become extremely drunk when originally the intention was not there

Last night Joe and I went to a friends house to have dinner and we woke up this morning in a barn, we got so hooned!

by Waffamonkey October 7, 2011

hooned

Being in a state where your total lack of body control (normally caused by excess intake of alcohol or drugs) makes you more vulnerable to embarassing or compromising situations

He was so hooned he ended up in a police station that night.

by Flaccus January 28, 2009

hooned

the act of getting seriously drunk on a weekend, especially on a exeat, saturday night, pub leave at the dew drop. good times all round eastbourne collgege

asdf asdf hooned asdf

by sdajhfoiauehfpuiahw October 28, 2007

hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

by Kiwi Jones July 3, 2010

hoon

In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.

“Oi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”

by Sulfur Sea Sponge June 8, 2019

hoon

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!

by Onetrack March 18, 2004