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In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.
β€œOi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”
by Sulfur Sea Sponge June 08, 2019
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..
Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!
by Onetrack March 18, 2004
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According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.
Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012
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Jim: β€œYo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: β€œYeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
by Crankinhoons December 24, 2017
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To engage in mischief in a motor vehicle
We were hooning about in the parking lot last night

It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.

Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
by DevolutionEX January 09, 2011
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Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle

1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)

2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels

3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"

4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing

5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails

Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline

Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to

Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us

Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!

by Taso July 10, 2006
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