Urban Dictionary: hoon

A joint.

other related words: hooning, hoon and tune, moneyhoon, hooneytunes, ahoonamatata,

Me: Yo g wanna smoke a hoon?
Friend: Yeah boi let's hoon it up
Me: We should have smoked that hoon, I'm hooned out boy

by Hoonboy December 10, 2018

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Most often meaning to throw very hard(1) , but can be used to substitute a wide array of verbs, such as swallow hard (2), hit hard (3), be very tired or hungover (4), pull hard (5), vomit severely (6), etc.

1. He didn't have time to hit the ball once I threw it. I absolutely hooned it one!
2. If you don't like the taste, just hold your nose and friggin' hoon it back!
3. Yeah, he's in hospital now. The bouncer absolutely hooned him one.
4. Fuck me - I did that many gratons last night I'm absolutely hooned.
5. Hoon that keg over here and let's get hooned.
6. Absolutely hooned my guts up last night. Just constant hoon after hoon for hours.

by Ben. E. Factor December 10, 2017

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Hoons

Hitting a vape with more than 50mg of nic. Used as a code word so that teachers and parents don't understand.
Hoons=Vaping

"Yo can I have a hoon?"
"My hoon gives fat headrushes."
"Can we go for a quick hoon? My one died."
Word 'hoon' means hitting a vape with nic salts, used as a cover word. (Verb)Hitting a vape with more than 50mg of nic. Used as a code word so that teachers and parents don't understand.
Hoons=Vaping

by Sam NicSalts July 18, 2019