noun
A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner.
Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person.
i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability
A term of endearment usually used to characterize any female, of the human species, who typically acts, or tends to act, in a particularly goofy manner.
Hoon is word that is blended from the term “Ho” … a noun used by police to describe a “Habitual Offender” and word “Loon” … a noun used to describe a crazy or simple minded person.
i.e. - Hoon, Hoonette, Hoonish, Hoonasetic, Hoonification, Hoonability
“She is such a Hoon!” Said regarding any habitually wacky woman.
“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon.
“You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies.
“That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies.
“Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose.
“She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish.
“Where is Hoonett?” Said regarding a young or adolescent Hoon.
“You are being kind of Hoonish now.” Said regarding any woman who is not typically a Hoon but is periodically exhibiting Hoon-like tendencies.
“That is very Hoonasetic of you.” Said regarding any woman who is usually classified as a Hoon and is actively exercising their Hoon-like tendencies.
“Together, they make quite a Hoonification.” Said regarding any gaggle of Hoons that have unified together toward a common madcap purpose.
“She does everything with a lot of Hoonability.” Said regarding any Hoon that regularly pushes the limits of being Hoonish.
by R WMS December 30, 2006
by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003
by Rich-kid May 1, 2008
to go fast, at impressively dangerous speeds, associated particularly with matcho extreme sports eg snowboarding
by LUYD November 10, 2009
by Kiwi Jones June 27, 2010
Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...
by Mycarstopspeedisonly180kmph:( December 27, 2012
Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”
by Crankinhoons December 25, 2017