way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis
harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked
by J D tizzle October 18, 2007
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To engage in mischief in a motor vehicle
We were hooning about in the parking lot last night

It was snowing, so he went to hoon the car.

Would you like to accompany me for some hoonage?
by DevolutionEX January 9, 2011
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a group of young men driving fast or erratically in a sideways manner or with wheels spinning
like all "p" plate drivers in australia that buy a commodore
"look at those hoons in the crapadores!"
"hear that? thats the sound of some more hoons in their V6 commodores"
by eugene87 June 24, 2007
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A word used to describe a person who uses cars, motorcycles, or marine power vessels for recreation and fun instead of getting from A to B.
Bystander: "Wow that man is enjoying himself letting the power of his beast lay rubber all over the road whilst the car moves at an extremly dangourous speed of about 2Km/H!"

Cop/Granny/Journalist: "Arrest that hoon at once! they are having too much fun!"
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In the British political context, a member of the British Labour Party.
by Groater April 12, 2009
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A hoon is part of a consumable object such as food, drink, a joint, a vape... (like a bite, sip or toke)
"Yo set me a hoon on your vape"
"Sure ting g"

"Can I have a hoon on your coffee?"
"Sure don't drink it all"
by RAHHH537273637 December 11, 2017
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