A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.
"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."
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by msgul December 25, 2019
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• Admires the works of Ancient Greek author Homer
• Is a fan of the Simpsons, especially the newer seasons.
• Admires the works of Ancient Greek author Homer
• Is a fan of the Simpsons, especially the newer seasons.
“Man, The Simpsons Movie is one of the greatest masterpieces in Cinema history!” “Okay Hoomer.”
“Dude, remember in the Illiad when Nyx banged her brother Erebus?”
“Okay Hoomer.”
“Dude, remember in the Illiad when Nyx banged her brother Erebus?”
“Okay Hoomer.”
by Miinato December 20, 2019
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by EffectroN November 9, 2019
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by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024
Get the Zoomer Hoomer mug.A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."
Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”
Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”
by El J May 3, 2007
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