Hoomer 

A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.

"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."

Hoomer by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

Hoomer 

A homie boomer. A boomer that you can actually relate to but still has boomer tendencies.

Person A: The teacher is such a boomer!
Person B: No what are you talking about? He’s the homie! A Hoomer!

Hoomer by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020

hoomer 

Baby boomer generation level humor.

This old guy has a great sense of hoomer.

hoomer by msgul December 25, 2019

hoomer 

A subrace of Boomer that either
• Admires the works of Ancient Greek author Homer
• Is a fan of the Simpsons, especially the newer seasons.

“Man, The Simpsons Movie is one of the greatest masterpieces in Cinema history!” “Okay Hoomer.”

“Dude, remember in the Illiad when Nyx banged her brother Erebus?”
“Okay Hoomer.”

hoomer by Miinato December 20, 2019

Hoomer 

Play on the word boomer, a term used on people acting dumb, or generally like a 10 year old.

User: Hey guys, what's up!! I just got 26 kills on fortnite!!! Anyone want to play?? (eu 13-14)!!!

User2: Ok hoomer

Hoomer by EffectroN November 9, 2019

Zoomer Hoomer

Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.

Patricia recommended "Anyone but You" and it was totally Zoomer Hoomer.

Zoomer Hoomer by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007