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Hood Bitch 

One who dresses like a ho (not always neccesarily in a negative way) and typically looks the part sitting on the "hood" or bonnet of a flashy car.

In many cases just an image. The hood bitch may in fact be quite unconceding to put out, dispite her comfort with looking like a complete whore.

"Hood" may also be representative of American hood culture...
- "in da hood"
- "ooh dat teacup n saucer be hood rich!"
- "i learned that shit growin up in da hood niga" said the old white lady serving up some freshly baked scones.
DAMN! That Tila Tequila is one freakin hood bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJJAHPg-Des&feature=related

Did you check out all the hood bitches at this years auto salon?

wassup dawg? Oooooh... Is that ur hood bitch out there wearin' that thong th-thong thong thong?
Hood Bitch by CherubRocket August 11, 2008
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hood level bitch 

the only female worthy enough to have sex with a fat long curly haired wanna be gangsta
mikey defranco's hood level bitch
hood level bitch by brenna and dani February 28, 2009

hood bitches 

Bitches who frequent the mall or other social environments and create an obnoxious spectacle of themselves by means of loud and profane conversations and unruly children.
These hood bitches came all up in my store and fucked up the display.

Those hood bitches left they Sbarro pizza box in a pile of clothes.

LaTerica keeps slapping her weave instead of watching little Ray Ray.
hood bitches by Julian and Jake January 24, 2009

Hoodbitchent 

A thing hood bitches write on trains usually written in pink with a heart above the I in bitch
Anderson" Why the the fuck is hoodbitchent written on the back of this seat"

Owen " Because a hood bitch is asserting dominance"
Hoodbitchent by Dicker McGeeser November 12, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026