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Hood Bitch 

One who dresses like a ho (not always neccesarily in a negative way) and typically looks the part sitting on the "hood" or bonnet of a flashy car.

In many cases just an image. The hood bitch may in fact be quite unconceding to put out, dispite her comfort with looking like a complete whore.

"Hood" may also be representative of American hood culture...
- "in da hood"
- "ooh dat teacup n saucer be hood rich!"
- "i learned that shit growin up in da hood niga" said the old white lady serving up some freshly baked scones.
DAMN! That Tila Tequila is one freakin hood bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJJAHPg-Des&feature=related

Did you check out all the hood bitches at this years auto salon?

wassup dawg? Oooooh... Is that ur hood bitch out there wearin' that thong th-thong thong thong?
Hood Bitch by CherubRocket August 11, 2008
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hood level bitch 

the only female worthy enough to have sex with a fat long curly haired wanna be gangsta
mikey defranco's hood level bitch
hood level bitch by brenna and dani February 28, 2009

hood bitches 

Bitches who frequent the mall or other social environments and create an obnoxious spectacle of themselves by means of loud and profane conversations and unruly children.
These hood bitches came all up in my store and fucked up the display.

Those hood bitches left they Sbarro pizza box in a pile of clothes.

LaTerica keeps slapping her weave instead of watching little Ray Ray.
hood bitches by Julian and Jake January 24, 2009

Hoodbitchent 

A thing hood bitches write on trains usually written in pink with a heart above the I in bitch
Anderson" Why the the fuck is hoodbitchent written on the back of this seat"

Owen " Because a hood bitch is asserting dominance"
Hoodbitchent by Dicker McGeeser November 12, 2018
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