Hood Bitch

One who dresses like a ho (not always neccesarily in a negative way) and typically looks the part sitting on the "hood" or bonnet of a flashy car.

In many cases just an image. The hood bitch may in fact be quite unconceding to put out, dispite her comfort with looking like a complete whore.

"Hood" may also be representative of American hood culture...
- "in da hood"
- "ooh dat teacup n saucer be hood rich!"
- "i learned that shit growin up in da hood niga" said the old white lady serving up some freshly baked scones.

DAMN! That Tila Tequila is one freakin hood bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJJAHPg-Des&feature=related

Did you check out all the hood bitches at this years auto salon?

wassup dawg? Oooooh... Is that ur hood bitch out there wearin' that thong th-thong thong thong?

Hood Bitch by CherubRocket August 11, 2008

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hood level bitch

the only female worthy enough to have sex with a fat long curly haired wanna be gangsta

mikey defranco's hood level bitch

hood level bitch by brenna and dani February 28, 2009

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hood bitches

Bitches who frequent the mall or other social environments and create an obnoxious spectacle of themselves by means of loud and profane conversations and unruly children.

These hood bitches came all up in my store and fucked up the display.

Those hood bitches left they Sbarro pizza box in a pile of clothes.

LaTerica keeps slapping her weave instead of watching little Ray Ray.

hood bitches by Julian and Jake January 24, 2009

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Hoodbitchent

A thing hood bitches write on trains usually written in pink with a heart above the I in bitch

Anderson" Why the the fuck is hoodbitchent written on the back of this seat"

Owen " Because a hood bitch is asserting dominance"

Hoodbitchent by Dicker McGeeser November 12, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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