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Hood Bitch 

One who dresses like a ho (not always neccesarily in a negative way) and typically looks the part sitting on the "hood" or bonnet of a flashy car.

In many cases just an image. The hood bitch may in fact be quite unconceding to put out, dispite her comfort with looking like a complete whore.

"Hood" may also be representative of American hood culture...
- "in da hood"
- "ooh dat teacup n saucer be hood rich!"
- "i learned that shit growin up in da hood niga" said the old white lady serving up some freshly baked scones.
DAMN! That Tila Tequila is one freakin hood bitch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJJAHPg-Des&feature=related

Did you check out all the hood bitches at this years auto salon?

wassup dawg? Oooooh... Is that ur hood bitch out there wearin' that thong th-thong thong thong?
Hood Bitch by CherubRocket August 11, 2008
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hood level bitch 

the only female worthy enough to have sex with a fat long curly haired wanna be gangsta
mikey defranco's hood level bitch
hood level bitch by brenna and dani February 28, 2009

hood bitches 

Bitches who frequent the mall or other social environments and create an obnoxious spectacle of themselves by means of loud and profane conversations and unruly children.
These hood bitches came all up in my store and fucked up the display.

Those hood bitches left they Sbarro pizza box in a pile of clothes.

LaTerica keeps slapping her weave instead of watching little Ray Ray.
hood bitches by Julian and Jake January 24, 2009

Hoodbitchent 

A thing hood bitches write on trains usually written in pink with a heart above the I in bitch
Anderson" Why the the fuck is hoodbitchent written on the back of this seat"

Owen " Because a hood bitch is asserting dominance"
Hoodbitchent by Dicker McGeeser November 12, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026