hons

A third-person possessive pronoun used when the gender of a person is unknown or when the person is a blend of genders such as a transvestite.

Jhe forgot hons earrings.

by Jeff Jencks January 29, 2008

hons

Digital appendages affording the owner considerable dexterity and manipulative abilities, located at the ends of the forearms and comprising of 5 digits each.

The teacher spoke harshly to Sandy who had adopted a somewhat lazy posture "Gonnae ston up straight Sandy ya wee shite and take yer hons oot a yer poakets".

Hey Boaby, gonnae gies a hon hoddin up these laddirs?

"Hons that dae dishes can be soft as yer face - wi' mild green Fairy Liquid."

by Big Ali May 26, 2007

hons

Hands

My hons are at the end of my arms.

by Hairy Coo July 27, 2003

hon hon hon

the sound of French laughter, in all its nasally glory

American: We renamed French fries "Freedom fries." haha :D
Frenchman: Oh yeah? Vell ve rénamed ze American cheese "idiot cheese" hon hon hon. `():o{i

by completely illiterate August 02, 2010

hon hon

The French word for "I will do unspeakable things to you later"

He hon honed her so hard that her vagina ripped

by Lesexyboody69 October 18, 2014

Hon

Used to derogatorily describe a late transitioning trans woman, who often dresses stereotypically and doesn't pass very well. The trans woman from the "It's ma'am" GameStop video may come to mind first and foremost.

That woman doesn't pass at all.
What a hon.

by sozir August 26, 2020

hon

Short for honey, a term of endearment

"Hey hon, thanks for the flowers!"

by Christy February 11, 2003