honku

A "honku" is a haiku poem about cars and traffic. Anything that drives you crazy while in or around cars, traffic, and the American motoring experience is fodder for a honku.

When the light turns green
like a leaf on a spring wind
the horn blows quickly

honku by Dave August 13, 2003

honku

The act of a high school male going up to another high school male and grabbing their nuts as hard as they can and yelling "honku!" Very painful on the recieving end.

All those faggot cowboys ever do is fuck sheep and have honku wars.

honku by Odin July 11, 2003

Honkey Smoker

(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.

Keshawn was a real honkey smoker today. He whooped all those white boys in the 100 yard dash!

Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

what the honk 

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.

Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”

what the honk by JuneApril September 25, 2020

honkey ass 

a person who no ass; flat ass

Man the girl over there has a honkey ass

honkey ass by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009

honkeymoon 

milar to that of a honeymoon for a normal human being but for a full-blown Honkey instead. A Honkeymoon consists of drinking cheap beer, and staying somewhere on the countryside with transportation provided by a big truck for muddin'. Dinner consists of anything you caught that day, with a fat chaw in almost the entire time. Honkeymoons are almost always paid for by money you earned dishonestly, ie scams related to insurance fraud, taking the cans back, or rummaging through ones belongings for a few bucks.

Billy Bob, how was the shotgun wedding?
I reckon it was outrageous, now I go on my honkeymoon.

honkeymoon by #1ABF December 5, 2014